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The Usual Suspects
I love you. A lot. I just have to ask you a pressing question: WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU THINKING? I know you hold the ol’ statement via fashion in high regard, but just what exactly are you trying to say? I think people have been committed to mental wards for less than this:
Apparently, just ask Mischa Barton.
I will not hold it against you too long. I am still planning my Lady Gaga Halloween costume. But my friends and family alike can rest assured. I will not be wearing anything resembling this:
I mean, people may think I am Mufasa, or worst yet, my front door (wreath sold separately). I am just going to go ahead and say this is where we diverge. Kayne West may have (very) inappropriately stolen the show, but this VMAs was full of noteworthy moments. You, my dear, are at the top of that list.